Tuesday, March 27, 2012

March 27, 2012 Deals!

Abilene
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Shelves brim with tomes by Karen Kingsbury & Francis Chan in shops with encouraging faith-based gifts. The shelves of LifeWay Christian Stores brim with books, Bibles, and all manner of faith-based items to challenge minds and encourage souls. Customers can delve into books from a wide range of scribes, including a series of fictional fables by the New York Times bestselling author Karen Kingsbury and the passionate, everyday theology of Crazy Love, penned by Francis Chan ($11.99). Marty King's The Vow: The True Events that Inspired the Movie tale readers inside the inspirational lives of Kim and Krickitt Carpenter, and a plethora of Bibles in 10 translations includes study, children's, and gift Bibles, such as a faux-leather pink-and-brown Zondervan ($16.99). The shops also stock shelves with decorations and memorials for each season's holy observances, with everything from Advent wreaths to plush Easter lambs ($5.00) keeping customers mindful of the year's most significant days. LifeWay Christian Stores is closed on Sundays.
Mr. Quigly says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 23, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lifeway.com/
Akron-Canton
Only $59 means 67% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Meals & snacks containing no high-fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated oils, MSG & artificial fillers are ready to serve in three minutes. Smart Minute Meals wraps and delivers wholesome, preportioned meals that arrive frozen on doorsteps, ready to be quickly heated and served in approximately three minutes. A double-dozen assortment of preprepared meals packs enough sustenance for five breakfasts, five meals, and five snacks or one snack for a slightly hungry mastodon. Diners can munch merrily, knowing that all of Smart Minute Meals' mouthwatering creations are free of high-fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated oils, MSG, and artificial fillers. Each of the Smart Minute Meals is delivered in a cold-ship container on dry ice. Meals can be stored in the freezer for up to one year, allowing them to be enjoyed during Thanksgiving dinner or dropped into trick-or-treaters' pillowcases on Halloween.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 27, 2012
Albany-Capital-Region
Only $45 means 65% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Image experts touch up & transfer cherished photos to textured gallery-style canvases. Customers living in California, North Carolina, Nevada, Kentucky, and Washington will pay an additional fee for sales tax.
Anna L., Facebook, 3/5/11 says "To me good customer service will trump a bad product everytime, but a good product will never overcome bad customer service. With Canvas on Demand both were outstanding. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
Albany-Ga
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Intimate apparel accentuates sexuality with satin, lace & silk in collections of bras, panties, chemises & corsets. Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires in 1 year
The Companies Website: http://www.frenchlingerieoutlet.com/
Albuquerque
Only $499 means 58% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Technician employs noninvasive system that freezes fat cells, which turn into liquid & evacuate body naturally over two to three months. The topaz-toned walls of Eternal Youth Med Spa harbor a savvy staff, high-tech equipment, plush furnishings, and body-sculpting procedures such as the Zeltiq CoolSculpting system. During the FDA-approved, noninvasive procedure, a technician marks all treatment areas with protective gel pads, drawing inspiration from Caesar's dictums of "Divide and conquer" and "Always use gels." The one-hour treatment continues as specialists use a vacuum to trap fat in a suction cup, where the fat cells freeze, transform into liquids, and vacate the body over a period of two to three months. According to Eternal Youth Med Spa, some clients can witness up to a 25% reduction in fat, although outcomes will vary. For optimal results or full memorization of "Bohemian Rhapsody," slimness seekers may require additional sessions.
KC, Google Places, 1/31/2012 says "Eternal Youth Med Spa"
Buyers should note Expires Jun 13, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eymsnm.com/
Allentown-Reading
Only $29 means 57% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Steak & seafood dishes, such as Maryland crab cakes made in-house & steak au poivre, precede pastry chef's crème brûlée & boston cream cake. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Lee Gribben's on Main a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Samantha B., Yelp, 9/19/10 says "The atmosphere is nice with interesting pieces of art along the walls. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Amarillo
Only $499 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Photo booth enlivens events with props & unlimited printouts & renters receive album & CD of all pictures taken. From the fluid orchestration of an event's activities to the floral arrangements that beautify its tabletops, Parie Designs' delicate work can be spotted in all aspects of a wedding or party. Parie, a florist with 30 years of experience, tackles event production and design with control and clarity to ensure that galas run smoothly. Customers can admire her floral artistry in person at Parie Designs' shop, which carries assorted decor items and jewelry, or they can enter Planit Lounge to peruse an encyclopedic collection of wedding resources. Hosts can also rent Parie's portable photo booth to entice guests at parties, proms, or FBI stings to step in and flash a smile at the camera.
Parie Designs says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Anchorage
Only $9 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Chicago-style hot dogs and italian-beef sandwiches are prepared with traditional ingredients.. Foodie John Mayser dined his way around the world while serving in the United States Air Force, but as he told the Anchorage Daily News, he never found a replacement for the Italian and Chicago-style dishes he grew up with. He cut his teeth and several hundred hot dog buns running a food truck before settling in at Johnny Chicago’s, a casual sit-down restaurant that specializes in authentic Windy City fare. The menu draws in diners with its italian-beef sandwiches—served dry, wet, or dipped—and hickory-smoked vienna franks piled high with the works: mustard, relish, onion, tomato wedges, sport peppers, pickle, and celery salt. Online food descriptions present a full history of each Chicago-based eat, as well as the proper technique for throwing it at a disgraced politician.
Josh Niva, Anchorage Daily News, 11/25/10 says "This sandwich was phenomenal! The REAL thing! "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.johnnychicagos.com/
Ann-Arbor
Only $30 means 69% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Expert instructor leads a maximum of five students through dynamic poses, breathing work & meditative mantras during Kundalini yoga classes. Angela's team of massage therapists, yoga instructors, and life coaches subdue stressors by customizing their services to accommodate every client. The massage menu splits its offerings into corporal treatments—such as deep-tissue work—and energy therapy, such as reiki or kneadings with hot batteries. Faith in organic health has inspired the center's signature facial, which combines honey and fruits with herbal infusions brewed onsite to bring out the skin's radiance.
Nickleback says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://sacredbodyannarbor.com/
Appleton
Only $20 means 56% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Re-watchable online classes lead by skilled crafter break down basics of photo editing or Photoshop into detailed lessons. Jessica Sprague has always loved telling the story of the lives of her family and friends through scrapbooking, so much so that she founded her eponymous website as a means of sharing her substantial creative skills with others. Armed with an arsenal of tips and tricks acquired from years of crafting, Jessica and her team of expert instructors helm online classes that combine detailed explanations of technical information with lighthearted bursts of bubbly laughter and friendly advice. The course list covers the essentials of all manner of creative digital endeavour, from photography tutorials to using Photoshop techniques to beautifying snapshots and editing out strange uncles from family portraits. Along with her passion for teaching, Jessica is also a champion of creating a worldwide community of crafters, setting forth her site as a place where guests can partake in online discussions and share their projects with fellow visitors.
R.L. Stein says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.jessicasprague.com/
Asheville
Only $59 means 57% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Canopy course with multiple ziplines, rope bridges & tunnels, 32-foot climbing tower & 50-foot-high educational tree houses. Combining the park's adventure opportunities with educational pursuits, the staff also runs an adventure photography workshop, nighttime zipline tours, and Birds of Prey journeys. Continuing the mission to foster outdoor education and physical activity, the Beanstalk's building team continuously erects new courses at other locales, ensuring that all are family-friendly and none require hand braking.
The Beanstalk Journey at Catawba Meadows says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 18, 2012
The Companies Website: http://thebeanstalkjourney.com/
Athens-Ga
Only $25 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! CPR- & first-aid-certified guides lead 2-hour rafting trip through 5 miles of Class III & IV rapids with optional overnight stay & photo CD. Adventures Unlimited's prices vary by month.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.adventuresunlimited.net/
Atlanta
Only $22 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Treated with private restrooms & bar service, VIPs snack on oysters, crawfish & free Red Bull as live bands play. Adopting green habits, the Tavern's owners developed a rainwater-recycling system to feed its plants and water its landscape, and switched to low-flow plumbing and LEED-certified hand dryers. Its concern for the environment extends to its menu as well: locally harvested ingredients and wild-caught fish support coastal communities and local farms while simultaneously ensuring each plate contains quality, eco-friendly fare. The lineup of dishes includes sushi rolls brimming with sashimi-grade Hawaiian tuna and meaty burgers bursting with fresh-ground Angus beef or great range bison, all of which can be paired with a house microbrew.
Clay K., Yelp, 10/11/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Mar 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.parktavern.com/
Augusta
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
Austin
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Car washes & detailing pamper soiled vehicles with manual cleansing & waxing alongside interior sweeps. H2O Hand Car Wash's speedy rag whippers cleanse crusted chassis by hand with a whirlwind of meticulously executed services. Sponges manually dislocate clinging dirt during a basic wash ($16–$25), which also includes an interior and exterior window cleaning, tire buff, and chamois hand dry. During the deluxe detail ($125+), techs hand wash and wax exteriors, shampoo carpets and trunks, and shine chrome accents to create a luster more gleaming than a sequined elephant. Each of Genie Car Wash's car-cleansing sessions starts off in a foam-padded wash tunnel and wraps up with a staffer's delicate touch. The deluxe wash ($24.99) bathes cars with jets of water and underbody spray before deft hands dry exteriors, vacuums snuffle up inside grime, and air fresheners titillate nostrils. Magic Touch details ($129.99+) supplement scheduled cleanings with a manager's wash, carnauba-wax-powered interior detail, and complete exterior dressing, helping protect paint jobs against dirt, rain, and delicious yet unsightly splatter from the neighbor's chocolate fountain.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.h20handcarwash.com/
Bakersfield
Only $29 means 95% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Professional trader seen on Million Dollar Traders teaches novices to turn profits & design balanced portfolios in five steps. A professional hedge-fund manager and one-time trader with Goldman Sachs, Lex van Dam opened a trading academy to teach Main Street folks of all skill levels to turn a profit in the stock market. The online academy organizes material into five 40-minute modules based on the basic principles of successful trading, including chart analysis and risk management. Aspiring marketeers learn to make savvy trades based on a deep understanding of the market, rather than from newspaper predictions or company horoscopes. Company-evaluation modules reveal which financial numbers matter and which are irrelevant, and trading psychology teaches students to make smart trades without letting emotions sway them. Groupon holders can watch each module up to five times, ultimately gaining enough insight to potentially design strong personal portfolios. Lex van Dam taught several novices to out-trade pros on BBC's Million Dollar Traders, a reality show that turned ordinary people into profitable market wizards and insufferably smug Monopoly players.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.lexvandam.com/
Baltimore
Only $99 means 62% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Botox solution restores youthful appearance by smoothing wrinkles around eyes, lips & nose for up to six months. The aestheticians at Skin Secrets Med Spa refresh and beautify façades with a repertoire of skin-smoothing services. Before treating mugs to treatments such as microdermabrasion, cosmetic injections, or chemical peels, they consult with clients to understand their expectations and dermal needs.
Skin Secrets Med Spa says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Baton-Rouge
Only $32 means 68% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Far-infrared wraps boost metabolism, increase circulation, and burn calories during a 60-minute session.. Alicia Allain spent more than 20 years styling hair and makeup for the movie industry. As a result, she learned cutting-edge techniques that she puts to good use as the mastermind behind Ma Maison of Beaute. In addition to classic salon services, Ma Maison's staff performs exotic facial threading, infrared body wraps, and ashiatsu massages, in which a therapist uses her bare feet to work out kinks and soccer balls embedded in the client’s back. A small boutique area in the bright and airy salon stocks built-in shelves with beauty products such as Swanky Sweet Pea’s cupcake bath bombs, Duchess Marden face and body products, and Votivo candles.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ma-maisonofbeaute.com/
Billings
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Charmingly designed gloves & 50+ apron styles protect men, women & kids from kitchen spills. Little misses ages 3–7 can whip up edibles alongside parents in Very Cherry aprons ($24.99) while trying to fit hands in a pair of kitchen gloves ($13.95) that can guard skin mitts against hot water and chemicals. Orders ship in one business day, quickly swooping in to save outfits from grime.
Connie G., Peanut Butter and Whine, 2/1/12 says "I loved the feminine look and the fun pattern, but after I tried it on I fell in love with the style and the fit. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flirtyaprons.com/
Birmingham
Only $37 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Aesthetician analyzes skin & tailors chemical peel to treat concerns such as acne, wrinkles, or sun-damage. Helmed by a dynamic trio, Classic Aesthetics combines expertise in skincare, electrolysis, and massage therapy to deliver head-to-toe beauty and relaxation treatments. The center rejuvenates wrinkle- or acne-marked visages with more than 20 facial treatments, including microdermabrasion, PCA chemical peels, and face-lifting microcurrent treatments. The team depilates hirsute faces and bodies with waxing services for both men and women, and offers a more permanent follicle solution with FDA-approved electrolysis hair removal. A resident massage therapist assuages aches and pains with customized bodywork and chases away stress by kneading muscles with fluid hand movements and occasionally shouting “Boo!”
"J Timbo says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Boise
Only $75 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Glass master equips students to spin molten glass into vibrant & colorful paperweight, mug, or bowl over furnace’s open flames. Prague-born Filip Vogelpohl kindled his passion for glass blowing within his Boise home garage. As his knack for flame-working increased, Vogelpohl left the garage and traveled the world, honing his craft under the tutelage of internationally renowned glass blowers. Now, Vogelpohl welcomes fledgling glass blowers into his studio for small group classes. He also invites spectators to watch the studio's artists as they shape molten glass and borosilicate into jewelry, vases, and one-time-use baseballs, which then go up for sale in the gallery. On the first Thursday of every month, the furnaces keep firing until 9 p.m. during free glass-blowing demonstrations as a part of the First Thursday Art Walk.
Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://boiseartglass.com/
Boston
Only $37 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! In a fully equipped indoor shooting range, certified instructors teach students how to safely handle and shoot firearms.. At Mass Firearms School, instructors certified by the Massachusetts State Police and NRA train students to safely and effectively use firearms. In a fully equipped indoor range, patrons can practice their aim without the heckling of wisecracking blue jays or world-champion darts players. The professional instructors lead participants through basic safety certification courses, as well as marksmanship, firearms law, and firearms safety classes designated for women only. To keep their aim true and their expertise up-to-date, the instructors at MFS refresh their skills through annual enhancement training to assure their students receive the best coaching possible.
Cara S., Yelp, 2/21/12 says "Professional, friendly, and thorough. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.massfirearmsschool.com/
Buffalo
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Laser shows thrill stargazers with shifting images & engrossing sounds of rock legends such as Pink Floyd & U2. Since opening its star-dappled doors in 1964, the Whitworth Ferguson Planetarium has delighted sky-gazing enthusiasts through effulgent re-creations of the night sky and educational journeys through the solar system with its 24-foot-diameter dome, capable of illuminating 4,000 stars. Celestial explorations have included shows such as Uranus and Neptune: Planets of the Telescope Age, which explores the planets and their improbable journey from drifting stardust to two of the solar system's gas giants. Attractions such as Shorter Nights: Passage Into Spring reveal the dazzling sights visible in the local Buffalo sky in the buildup to the equinox, and Pluto and the Other Dwarfs: Smaller Objects of the Solar System guide sojourners on a quest to view the celestial orb as it hides, weeping over its stripped status as a planet, behind Saturn's rings.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 29, 2012
Cedar-Rapids-Iowa-City
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Using hollow tines, technicians remove plugs of soil from lawns, allowing water and oxygen to reach roots. After the Cedar Rapids Parade of Homes honored Jason Buresh's well-groomed yard with its Curb Appeal award, Buresh decided to capitalize on his landscaping talent. In January of 2000, he established Artistic Landscaping and Lawn Care. Although Buresh earned a formal degree in applied science and agricultural marketing from Kirkwood Community College, his lawn-care education actually started in childhood, when he honed his knowledge of plants and landscape design on his family’s farm. Today, Artistic Landscaping and Lawn Care creates lush, green lawns with aeration, dethatching, fertilizing, seeding, and mowing services. The company also installs greenery and retaining walls to beautify yards or keep out roving bands of lawn flamingos.
Nickleback says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires May 31, 2012
Central-Jersey
Only $15 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Unlimited rides on carousels & bumper cars & unlimited time in four-story play area plus 25 tokens for diverse arcade games. It's hard to ignore the four-story Kiddy City structure, where kids scoot down slides, climb ropes, and play without fear due to its ubiquitous safety padding. As little ones give chase around the structure, bigger kids helm bumper cars, take a journey in the El Paso train ride, or race to scale the 20-foot climbing wall, whose foothold arrangements offer four difficulty levels from easy to easy for people with wings. Once playtime comes to a simmer, the video-game arcade really shines with its air-hockey tables and sit-down games that take imaginations on the road to their pixilated lands. The adjacent casino-theme Winners Cafe, whose walls brim with massive playing cards and decorative roulette wheels, feeds spent small-time heroes with pizza, pretzels, and other fare to boost energy before another go around the center beckons.
Hedwig B, TripAdvisor, 3/13/12 says "staff was both attentive and friendly. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Charleston
Only $34 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Barbecue buffet and beer samples from breweries such as New South and Holy City served as local musicians perform in outdoor dining area. Strings of lights, comfortable seating, and a blazing fire pit create a casual atmosphere on 17 North's expansive outdoor patio, complementing a menu that puts upscale spins on classic comfort foods. Part of the Roadside Kitchen consortium of restaurants, the eatery fills bellies with dishes such as fried oysters with Cajun remoulade and crunchy pieces of boneless, buttermilk-fried chicken.
R.L. Stein says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 1, 2012
Charlotte
Only $35 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Informative guide shepherds voyagers on bicycles through NoDa & South End's breweries with tastings for purchase. Charlotte NC Tours' experienced guides shuttle bands of merry sightseers through Uptown and its surrounding neighborhoods. The fun-loving leaders' history lessons wash over group and private tours propelled by such trusty steeds as segways, bikes, vans, and mechanical bulls. Restaurant tours delight palates with local gourmand delights, and city tours explore the history, architecture, and quirky aspects of each locale. Spines chill and knees knock throughout spooky ghost tours—such as the Walking Ghost tour, the Haunted Bicycle pub crawl, and the Haunted Segway Ride—as eagle eyes remain peeled for sightings of ghostly apparitions and dead car batteries. Charlotte NC Tours rents mountain bikes and cruisers to independent cyclists and can customize tour services for groups of all sizes, including family reunions.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://charlottenctours.com/
Chattanooga
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Resale shop pays cash for gently used designer styles for teens through 40-somethings & sells goods to smart shoppers at discounted prices. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Plato’s Closet a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Cassie, Google Places, 6/22/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Chicago
Only $29 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Chefs summon ancient Puglia region recipes onto plates piled with house-made risottos & delicately cooked meats. Inside the bustling kitchen at Trattoria Trullo, which was featured on Check, Please!, a team of culinary aficionados mixes and matches rich cheeses, sauces, and spices, filling the eatery’s tables with crispy thin-crust pizzas and pasta dotted with house-made meatballs. Trattoria Trullo also delivers piping-hot calzones and paninis to patrons’ homes, and collects food orders via phone, the eatery’s website, and singing telegram.
Christy Bonstell, Centerstage says "Chicago Bites feature"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.trullochicago.com/
Cincinnati
Only $75 means 79% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Hair artisans keep manes smooth & straight for up to three months with nutrient-rich tonic in celebrity-stylist-helmed salon. Some hair-straightening products that claim to be formaldehyde-free include aldehyde compounds, which are similar to the carcinogen formaldehyde. Side effects may include nosebleeds, headaches, vomiting, and respiratory problems, among others. Learn more about the health risks here.
Amanda Kelly Salon says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.amandakellysalon.com/
Cleveland
Only $22 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Lodge-like dining room gathers diners for upscale fare, game dishes such as ostrich, and spirits from around the world. White Oaks began business in 1928, but its doors wouldn’t open until staff had spied visitors through a peephole, creating an aura of mystery that’s never quite left this fine-dining establishment. Proudly touting its history as a hotspot for imported booze and high-stakes gambling during the Prohibition era, the restaurant now celebrates the legalization of spirits with a towering wine rack and solid-gold bust of Johnnie Walker. Six wood-burning fireplaces cast their crimson glow off plates piled with high-end American cuisine, from succulent seafood to creative game dishes such as ostrich and venison. Elegant wood paneling spans the lodge-like dining room, where a glass wall on the east end overlooks an arboreal wonderland and burbling creek.
Lynne B., Yelp, 10/16/11 says "White Oaks hasn't changed much since it opened in 1928. That's a very good thing. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://white-oaks.com/index.htm
Colorado-Springs
Only $35 means 88% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Prescreened dentists administer cleanings & assess oral health with emphasis on patient-dentist communication. A skilled doctor and staff skillfully will probe forgotten mouth corners, eradicating tartar and expunging plaque from bacterial lairs. The included x-rays will help uncover any oral problem areas that cannot be seen with the shamelessly naked eye. After treatment, clients will be privy to tips that explain the proper brushing and flossing techniques to ward off gum disease and tooth loss, ensuring tongue-stoppers remain firmly rooted to the rest of the skeletal system.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.rightdentalgroup.com/
Columbia
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Market doles out pounds of raw seafood & draws diners with fried jumbo shrimp, catfish-fillet sandwiches & unlimited crab legs on Thursdays. Fresh Seafood Market & More peddles pounds of fresh raw fish and shellfish and slings breakfast, lunch, and dinner menus littered with seafood sandwiches and fried fare. Chefs pair shrimp, scallops, and catfish with classic southern sides of fried okra and hush puppies and assemble oysters and flounder onto sandwich breads. Unlimited crab legs pile onto platters every Thursday, and a freshly cooked country buffet stretches across the restaurant each Sunday. A kids' menu of grilled cheese, chicken tenders, and baby shrimp accommodates young diners and small orangutans in convincing bonnets.
"Robocop says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Dec 1, 2012
Columbia-Mo
Only $5 means 67% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Classic roller rink hosts skaters on various nights & provides refreshments such as popcorn & soda. Throughout the week, Empire Roller Rink owners Willie and Lisa Trent connect with members of their community by hosting skating lessons, hockey games, and public skating sessions. Willie's father opened the rink in 1938, and the couple pays homage to its 73-year-old history with college retro nights every Thursday. Lisa teaches artistic and basic skating lessons, and Willie often disc jockeys skating sessions, pulling tracks from a digital library, which includes a selection of worship songs he breaks out for Friday Christian skate nights. Empire Roller Rink is also home to the Artistic Skate Club, a team that practices creative and competitive skating and travels to competitions across the country in a giant 15-passenger motorized rollerskate.
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Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://empirerollerrink.com/
Columbus
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Apparel & gear by Wilson, Lucky in Love & Nike pop from stocked shelves as restringing services ready rackets for new games. Since Tennis ltd's inception in 1982, when someone named Maria Sharapova was still fiction, the stone-accented two-story house has purveyed rackets, sunglasses, and sports apparel. It stocks these on-the-court essentials in high-quality brands such as Nike, Maui Jim, and Wilson. The store's knowledgeable staff is nearby to answer queries or expertly repair rackets, and the demo program invites players to test out rackets for a few days, looking for ones that match their swing and love of long walks on a tennis court.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Columbus-Ga
Only $29 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Certified yoga instructors lead a seven-day schedule featuring Vinyasa, Hatha, hot, power, and restorative yoga styles. In the year 2000, after hundreds of hours of yoga practice, workshops, and conferences, Tanya Edwards's hard work culminated in the opening of her very own studio, Art of Yoga. And today, alongside her team of certified yoga teachers, Tanya helps practitioners of all experience levels build strong bodies and sound minds with an eclectic teaching style grounded in the Hatha yoga tradition. The serene, sage-colored studio heats up to a balmy 95 degrees during hot yoga, a 90-minute routine of stretching and sweating that encourages the body to expel harmful toxins, such as liquefied body parts of T-1000. Other class styles include a gentler restorative class, an intense core-centric yoga class, and a Bollywood fusion class that infuses low-impact Eastern dances with Western fitness techniques.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.artofyogacolumbusga.com/
Corpus-Christi
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs fire pizzas in coal ovens along with flatbread bruschetta, sandwiches & eggplant parmesan. Anthony Russo, a first-generation Italian, spent years in the kitchens of his parents and other Italian chefs learning authentic Italian recipes for sauces and pastas. He eventually drew on his experience kneading New York–style pizza to open his own chain of coal-fired pizza franchises. Exposed bricks surround the burning embers at the core of the oven, which bakes thin-crust specialty pizzas, such as escargot with pesto, alongside heart-healthy pies with fresh spinach and artichokes. After sliding out golden-crusted pizzas and singed fairy-tale witches, chefs fill ovens with calzones and flatbreads. A full wine list supplies bold cabernets and crisp pinot grigios.
Dee Ann H., Yelp, 11/18/11 says "Russo's Coal Fired Italian Kitchen"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.nypizzeria.com/index.php
Dallas
Only $29 means 78% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Studios emphasize Vinyasa-style yoga in 85-degree room and offer other classes, such as core strengthening, for all skill levels. A recent 50% size expansion at the Uptown studio ensures that many more students will have room to master the Vinyasa modality. Students can consult Uptown Yoga's website to learn more about its advice for Groupon customers and red-carpet-style critiques.
Jamie M., Yelp, 11/20/11 says "It is small, quiet and intimate. There are a variety of classes and instructors for all types of yogi's out there. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.uptownyoga.com/
Dayton
Only $19 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! 10 clean, modern garages perform oil swaps in as little as 10 minutes & rearrange tires for reduced tread wear in less than one hour. Trained technicians at QuikStop Oilube's 13 tri-state locations complete automotive services from speedy lubes to tire rotations with an ethos of friendliness and dedication established in 1987. Service Pro products keep engines smoothly churning and piston cylinders from attracting feral whack-a-moles. Each location offers full Saturday hours with select centers open on Sundays to ensure convenient service for any schedule. While-you-wait service rests on a trademark 10-minute oil change, complete with a fresh filter and a high-octane lollipop for well-behaved cars.
The "Wizinator" says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.quikstopoil.com/
Daytona-Beach
Only $32 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. After a skin analysis, an aesthetician cleans and exfoliates the face, then tops skin with a custom mask and moisturizer.. Inside Azura 7 Salon & Spa, products from Moroccanoil, Alterna, and Keratin Complex patiently wait in clear cubbyholes until one of the staff members frees it from its translucent prison to be blended into one of many custom services. Salon treatments start as basic as a simple shampoo and style or a quick nail-polish change, and build in complexity from there to encompass Bio Ionic hair-straightening treatments and deluxe spa pedicures with salt scrubs, hot towels, and hydrating lotions. On the spa side of the studio, aestheticians remove unwanted hair, blackheads, or milk mustaches from faces during facials and full-body waxing services, and massage therapists ease away muscular tension with Swedish, deep-tissue, or hot-stone techniques.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.azura7salonandspa.com/
Denver
Only $95 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Groups visit five breweries and sample several sudsy varieties at each locale as chauffeur provides door-to-door transportation.. Though beer may be a simple beverage for some, for the brewmasters at Colorado Brew Tours, it's a way of life. Their tours share this love of suds with the masses, sending groups on expeditions of the Centennial State’s most notable breweries. Whether sipping a creamy milk stout at Longmont’s Left Hand Brewery or breathing in a Nomad’s floral bouquet at Great Divide Brewing in Denver, groups travel easy with the help of door-to-door driver service. Though the brewmasters offer preplanned trips, such as the Super Saturday brew tour, they are also happy to accommodate visitors for custom and personal tours with a minimum of two people or one person and a barrel painted to resemble a person.
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.coloradobrewtours.com/
Des-Moines
Only $20 means 57% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Bentgrass fairways bound over rolling hills and bend around mature trees and water hazards at challenging 6,805 yd. course. Link to scorecard
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 30, 2012
Detroit
Only $99 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Indoor court hosts whirlyball battles in which teams guide wiffle balls toward opponents' goals via hand scoops while riding bumper cars. Founded in 1994 as a community-based recreation center, Joe Dumars’ Fieldhouse is a 100,000-square-foot facility that houses sports leagues and camps in addition to an arcade-equipped entertainment center and an indoor/outdoor restaurant. Joe Dumars' value of sportsmanship lives on through league play and pickup games on one of nine basketball courts and in two full-sized hockey arenas. Camps and clinics provide activity-based instruction to little ones, and the entertainment center's mini-golf and mini-bowling areas host small-scale enjoyment without enforcing miniature-shoe rentals. After rigorous activity, guests can head to Joe's Southern Grill, an arena-themed eatery with tables made from the Pistons' NBA-championship basketball court and a kitchen supervised by head chef Bill Laimbeer.
Robocop says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
El-Paso
Only $29 means 84% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Professional-strength hydrogen-peroxide gel activated by LED light coaxes out stains & discoloration; whitening pen maintains brightness. The purveyors of brighter smiles at Pearly White Products outfit entrepreneurs, spas, dentists, and mall kiosks with safe, effective teeth-whitening products. Their professional-grade carbamide-peroxide gel, which is manufactured in the United States and deemed safer than many imported formulas or brushing with bleach, coaxes out stains caused by coffee, tea, and tobacco, rendering teeth whiter. Pearly White emphasizes customer satisfaction—its line of products not only covers professional suppliers such as dental offices, but also arms individuals with take-home whitening solutions and touchup products such as whitening pens that contain the same effective ingredients.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.pearlywhiteproducts.com/
Erie
Only $199 means 72% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Noninvasive 15-minute procedure uses FDA–cleared laser to kill fungus & rouse growth of new, clear toenails. The aestheticians and technicians at Body Beautiful Laser Medi-Spa perform a wide array of cosmetic skin treatments with an on-site physician's guidance. The team zaps all manner of blemishes, age spots, and wrinkles and removes unwanted hair, tattoos, and spider veins. Body Beautiful's VelaShape treatments minimize cellulite patches and sculpt the body, and its injectable fillers plump up facial contours better than having a mouthful of marshmallows forever.
Robocop says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://bblmspa.com/
Eugene
Only $148 means 45% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Lodge & modern cabins tucked away in ancient forest with onsite restaurant, close to national parks. Read the Fine Print for important info on travel dates and other restrictions.
AJeanA, TripAdvisor, 10/4/11 says "I loved the Green Springs Inn! The spacious, well-decorated rooms are newly redone, the bed and linens are cozy and soft. "
Buyers should note Expires May 17, 2012
The Companies Website: http://greenspringsinn.com/
Evansville
Only $39 means 61% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. ICRC-certified staff members rout grime and stains from carpets with powerful hot-water extraction and nontoxic cleaning techniques.. Winners of the 2010 Evansville Courier & Press Readers' Choice Award, the licensed and bonded ICRC-certified cleaners at Champion Carpet Cleaning extricate stains and grime from soiled household surfaces. A nontoxic hot-water extraction method allows staff members to harness the cleansing powers of steam to lift dirt, bacteria, pet dander, pollen, and other allergens from carpet, and use chemical-free, pet-safe solutions to lift set-in spots from upholstery and pet dalmatians. Beyond treating funky fibers, Champion's cleaners can bring new breathability to homes by conquering dirty air ducts or restore uninhibited views of neighbors' privacy shades by scrubbing windows inside and out.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Fairfield-County
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Eclectic eatery in white Victorian house whips up salads, sandwiches & Southern–style entrees amid lush floral bouquets. Inhabiting a wedding-white Victorian building, Rainbow Gardens invites patrons to dine in quaint yet funky surroundings, either inside among sponge-painted orange walls or outside on a covered porch. The menu of American fare is littered with punning names, such as the Untoucha BLT sandwich or the Beauty and the Beef grilled tenderloin fillet. The cocktail lounge offers views of the Milford Green through stained-glass and picture windows, as well as mixed drinks such as the pineapple- and cranberry-infused Rainbow Flirtini.
Sean, Google Places, 7/14/11 says "Rainbow Gardens"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.rainbowgardens.org/
Fort-Lauderdale
Only $2400 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Eyes plagued by astigmatism, nearsightedness, or farsightedness see more crisply after 15-minute laser surgery vaporizes blurring tissue. THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.correctvision.com/
Fort-Myers-Cape-Coral
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Sunset cruise takes passengers along barrier island coasts to glimpse frolicking dolphins in their natural habitats. During guided tours, captains transport passengers between the coasts and along waterways of the barrier islands. They may embark on explorations of Cayo Costa State Park, a natural wildlife preserve, or take guests shelling and swimming off Sanibel Island beaches. Powerboats, jet skis, and sea kayaks are also available for rent, allowing customers to explore the bay and islands on their own. Many perfectly seaworthy crafts begin their departure from the company's hexagonal wooden pagoda, which huddles on a sandy shore separated from the surrounding hotels by gently waving palm trees.
George Bush Sr. says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://destinationwatersports.com/
Fort-Wayne
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Trained aestheticians slather visages with mini facials & therapists mollify muscles with relaxation massages. Jessica McKean, owner of Hair International Salon and Spa, creates feature-flattering styles while plunging the depths of Paul Mitchell's knowledge of beauty lore. With great skill, she crafts haircuts, concocts colors, and applies makeup. Jessica also encourages her staff to hone their skills at seminars, private classes, trade shows, and by watching Edward Scissorhands with the director commentary. The salon's vibrant green and orange walls embrace guests as they relax in the cheerful and stylish refuge.
Bill Gates says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 3, 2012
Fort-Worth
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Thousands of global & native butterflies swoop through conservatory's tropical fronds while pupae showcase metamorphosis. Blanketing more than 100 acres, Fort Worth Botanic Garden houses several disparate gardens that welcome locals and tourists whether they want quiet reflection or social stroll amid arboreal beauty. A feast for the eyes, tropical orchids and bromeliads colorize the conservatory, and the Fragrance Garden lives up to its name by engaging olfactory zones with a dozen uniquely scented plants. In the 7-acre Japanese Garden, visitors commune with plants and animals, including the pond's koi fish and their pet minnows.
JanieB_11, TripAdvisor, 2/14/12 says "Even if you're not a botanist, its easy to appreciate the design, hard work, and resulting beauty of this public work. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 8, 2012
Fresno
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Hydrotherapists cleanse colon to bolster body’s self-healing by introducing filtered, temperature-controlled water into large intestine. The hydrotherapists, reflexologists, and aromatherapists at The Added Touch #2 believe that the body’s self-healing properties can benefit from techniques designed to encourage and assist, rather than invade and change, the healing process. They posit that many ailments originate in the colon, where toxins build up and embedded materials can percolate throughout the body, contaminating organs, reducing overall wellness, and prohibiting the ability to become totally invisible. Cleansing out these caustic materials through hydrotherapy can give patients a feeling of lightness and increased energy. The staff pairs those benefits with aromatherapy from essential oils, which reduces stress and augments the healing process.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 5, 2012
Gainesville
Only $27 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Custom facial with deep cleansing, exfoliation, and light extractions plus optional level-one chemical peels. The skincare experts at Emerge specialize in nonsurgical treatments that combat signs of aging and skin damage. Using a Palomar StarLux IPL laser, they perform laser hair-, stretch-mark-, and voodoo curse-removal as well as photo facials that help correct uneven pigmentation, broken capillaries, scars, and wrinkles. Emerge also offers more spa-oriented treatments including microdermabrasion and facials powered by anti-aging skincare lines such as Image Skincare and Vivité.
Robocop says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Grand-Rapids
Only $24 means 68% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Players solve their swing conundrums under watchful eye of PGA instructor who guarantees an end to slices within first five swings. Harnessing 18 and 27 years of golf experience, respectively, PGA instructors Scott Seifferlein and Ken Kapcia solve golfers' swing imbalances using time-earned wisdom and cutting-edge technological analysis. In private lessons at The Highlands Golf Club & Golf Academy, the instructors focus on mechanics and setup, helping to correct bad habits such as flat takeaways or uncontrollable sneezing during downswings. Using their high-speed video analysis and 3-D wireless motion analysis, the duo even claims the ability to cure a player's slice within their first five swings.
GrandRapidsGolfLesson.com says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
Green-Bay
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Adventurers cruise through forest canopy on more than 2,700 feet of ziplines at speeds of up to 30 miles per hour.. At Wildman Adventure Resort, wilderness explorers pitch their own tents and embark on outdoor adventures that can include paintball or sea-kayak touring. The outpost also houses rustic cabins available for rent, which include heat, electricity, and a communal bathroom; deluxe cabins boast kitchens and sometimes TVs or stereos. At the Peshtigo River Outpost, a steady gurgle from the rushing whitewater river soothes the spirits of travelers, who may catch fish, swim, or attempt to build their own dam, beaver-style. The Menominee River Outpost sits within a golf course and lies alongside a rushing cascade of whitewater. Eats are available for purchase onsite, and nearby restaurants and bars allow guests to whittle their own beer steins using wood from the surrounding forest.
Changa88, TripAdvisor, 6/24/11 says "Wildman Adventure Resort"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wildmanranch.com/
Greenville
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Hush puppies, rib plates, smoked turkey, burgers, and barbecue chicken highlight a menu of Lexington-style, classic barbecue. Carolina Barbecue’s owner Mike Hicks encourages his guests to indulge heartily on their Lexington-style ribs, chicken, and pulled pork, as he finds no face more beautiful than one slathered in barbecue sauce. To complement his ribs and barbecue plates, the menu offers a dozen southern sides such as barbecue slaw, mac ‘n’ cheese, and green beans. The signature sauce, whipped up by Mike’s team of pit masters, is known for its vinegar-base, hickory smokiness, and ability to attract friendly bears.
"This guy I know says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Hampton-Roads
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. American kitchen with European flair serves up 16 oz. grilled grass-fed rib-eye steak & cumin-fennel rubbed mahi. Sonoma Wine Bar & Bistro's selection of 325 wines from around the world has repeatedly earned the venue Wine Spectator's Award of Excellence, as well as one of the readers’ choice awards for Best Wine List from Hampton Roads magazine in 2011. Many varietals hail from smaller-production vineyards, allowing oenophiles to sample the flavors of tucked-away Italian wineries without chartering a hovercraft. At the bar, bartenders dispense 2- and 5-ounce pours from 50 climate-controlled bottles that ensure prolonged freshness of flavor. In the bistro, executive chef Mackenzie Hess works with the staff's wine experts to pair grass-fed steaks and pan-seared crab cakes with the ideal wines from Sonoma's expansive collection.
Amanda F., Yelp, 1/12/12 says "The place has a really nice and upscale feel to it. Nicely decorated, high end furniture, spacious but not too large, intimate yet casual all at the "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Harrisburg
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Healthy menu highlights grass-fed beef burgers, veggie burgers, farm-raised trout, fruit smoothies & Peace Coffee. After taking a good, hard look at the food Americans eat and the process it goes through before arriving on their plates, the owners of the Green Room Bistro & Juice Bar found not only cause for alarm, but also the inspiration to open their own organic foods restaurant. With a firm belief that good food can also be exquisite, the restaurateurs teamed up with local farmers to assure their menu presents only the freshest and healthiest unprocessed proteins, vegetables, and fruits available. Dishes such as regional, grass-fed beef burgers, vegan portobello burgers, and gluten-free apple walnut salads come packed with all the nutrients and flavors Mother Nature's son Carl intended. To compliment the green fare, the owners set up a juice and beverage bar that slings fruit smoothies, Oogave Natural Sodas, and Peace Coffee.
Jim T., Yelp, 1/20/11 says "The Green Room Bistro & Juice Bar has a trendy organic and locally sourced menu. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.thegreenroom.us/
Hartford
Only $17 means 51% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Stations placed throughout looping 5K track gleefully lob clouds of colored cornstarch to transform runners' outfits from white to rainbow. Upon registration, each runner collects a Color Me Rad T-shirt, sunglasses, sponsor gifts, and a race bib. Though they don't receive a gift packet, runners younger than 8 years old can sprint for free, provided they have a waiver signed by a guardian and won't give in to demands for gold from confused leprechauns.
The d bag from Metalica says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 21, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.colormerad.com/
Honolulu
Only $34 means 51% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Informative, all-day bus tour treks to Arizona Memorial, historic Haleiwa Town, and lookout spots with stunning ocean and mountain views.. The Hawaiian Islands' stunning natural environs and eclectic cultural histories create ample fodder for discussion during Polynesian Adventure Tours' expertly guided excursions. Thoroughly trained drivers ferry attendees across the isles' majestic tropical terrain aboard air-conditioned buses, peppering the landscape with historical tidbits along the way. Throughout each jaunt, they spotlight a cavalcade of fabled landmarks, such as Pearl Harbor's World War II memorials and Hawaii Volcanoes National Park. Every tour boasts its own unique itinerary, but many amble through scenic rural towns and stop at lookout points to let passengers stretch their legs, take in the sweeping vistas of Hawaii's renowned marine scenery, or face off in yodeling competitions.
stacey r., Yelp, 6/14/2011 says "Fantastic day out with funny and very knowledgeable tour guide. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.polyad.com/
Houston
Only $79 means 84% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Painless laser pulses help eliminate excess weight during completely noninvasive body-sculpting treatments performed by experienced tech. Intrigue’s technicians melt away fat deposits with a Lapex BCS device in 20-minute noninvasive LipoLaser sessions. Like a tractor beam used by an alien spaceship to abduct a farm hand, concentrated energy travels through a combination of large diode-laser paddles and smaller laser probes to scan the body. Lasers work to break down fat particles into triglycerides, which the body eliminates through natural metabolic processes. Before-and-after measurements assess the number of inches lost, which can range between 0.5 and 2.5 centimeters per session; Intrigue recommends multiple sessions for best results. Sessions should be spread out according to Intrigue’s instructions or held each night that the moon sports a full beard.
Jo P., Yelp, 12/18/11 says "Intrigue"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Huntsville
Only $50 means 75% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Soft to firm mattresses from name brands including Stearns & Foster, Simmons Beauty Rest & Sealy. Mattress Firm has a large selection of beds from such brand names as Sealy, Simmons Beauty Rest, and Stearns & Foster. Sleep options range from the soft, cushy Hampton and Rhodes Perthshire pillow-top mattress set ($448+) to the firm and supportive Hampton and Rhodes Stirling firm mattress set ($198+). Browse the FAQ using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.
Mattress Firm says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mattressfirm.com/
Indianapolis
Only $99 means 72% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Laser facial treatments combat fine lines, acne, or scarring, and spider-vein treatments erase lines on the legs or face.. Body Works balances traditional services, such as mani-pedis and therapeutic massages performed by a dot-matrix printer, with advanced med-spa treatments such as Botox injections and permanent-makeup applications. Body Works' staff stays up to date on the latest techniques and trends, which are happily shared with clients before they return to their cars, which can wait in the free parking lot.
Judy, Google Places, 11/28/11 says "This is an awesome spa. The staff is very polite and courteous. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.indianapolisdayspa.com/
Inland-Empire
Only $99 means 84% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Laser specialists brandish Elos handpieces that harness optical energy & radio frequencies to zap follicles & deter future growth. Physician assistant Michelle Garcia-Reyes named her business according to a philosophy of exuberance: the goal of all her medical-grade facials and laser services is to make clients "feel unbelievably new." Long serving as a family doctor in the community, Dr. Joaquin Reyes lends his physician's expertise to the clinic and his collection of trick stethoscopes to waiting patients in need of entertainment.
The "Wizinator" says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.funbymichelle.com/
Jacksonville
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Extensive wine list complements seasonal menu with such entrees as risotto, chicken tagine, and Gold Label maple duck. Additionally, the chefs freeze a menu of take-and-bake entrees made from organic and seasonal ingredients whenever possible, from chicken or beef pot pie to scoops of mac 'n' cheese. Each dish comes in a variety of sizes, such as a medium portion, which serves four to five diners, or a large tray, which sates the appetites of six to eight people or 0.4 Mark McGwires.
J.F. Mix, The Florida Times-Union, 2/2/12 says "I had the ribeye special, cooked beautifully and served with a savory sauce and super crispy tiny fries. "
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.thegoodfoodcompany.com/
Kalamazoo
Only $69 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Licensed techs tweak air conditioners & furnaces to ensure safety & efficiency. The licensed heating and cooling professionals at Great Lakes Plumbing ensure clement indoor environs with professional expertise and prompt, courteous service. While servicing both homes and businesses, they replace appliances, repair water heaters, and keep HVAC systems well stocked with Greek wind gods. Technicians wrench from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. and respond to emergency requests after hours through their message center.
Nickleback says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.greatlakesplumbing.com/
Kansas-City
Only $148 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified pilots teach proper aviation techniques & let students try basic maneuvers during one-on-one flights in single-engine Cessna. In addition to their instructional services, Air Associates of Kansas' maintenance technicians can look after single-engine aircraft for already-certified pilots. The techs fuel up planes and make repairs while their clients relax in the lounge and wait to sprout feathers.
"Air Associates of Kansas says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.airassociatesinc.com/
Kansas-City
Only $148 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Certified pilots teach proper aviation techniques & let students try basic maneuvers during one-on-one flights in single-engine Cessna. In addition to their instructional services, Air Associates of Kansas' maintenance technicians can look after single-engine aircraft for already-certified pilots. The techs fuel up planes and make repairs while their clients relax in the lounge and wait to sprout feathers.
"Air Associates of Kansas says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.airassociatesinc.com/
Knoxville
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Grocery vends grass-fed beef & bison cuts, hand-stuffed sausages & free-range poultry. Mother Earth Meats pledges to raise its antibiotic-free livestock under humane conditions, bolstering animals' quality of life as well as patrons' nutrient intake. Grass-fed cows, bison, and lambs yield butcher’s cuts chock-full of healthy omega-3 fatty acids, and eggs laid by free-range chickens boast denser concentrations of nutrients than their conventional brethren. Staffers also stuff chorizo, andouille, brats, and other sausages by hand and even offer a bison hot dog mixed with pork. Mother Earth sends finished meats on to groceries such as The Market in Maryville as well as eateries such as The Grill at Highlands Row in Knoxville.
Mother Earth Meats says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 29, 2012
The Companies Website: http://motherearthmeats.com/
Lakeland
Only $49 means 62% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Skilled instructors lead assorted nature photography workshops that suit shutterbugs of any experience level. Outdoor Photo Workshops' team of instructors flaunts a full library of diverse know-how, including expertise in magazine, stock, photojournalism, and moving-picture photography. Each expert-led nature photography course lasts up to five hours and teaches pupating shutterbugs tricks to taking better shots, such as how to best calibrate cameras for outdoor photography and how to activate the lens's x-ray function. The Digital Darkroom course covers Photoshop and Lightroom techniques, including file organization and how to stitch together panoramic photos of a black bear in the splits. Check the online schedule for class dates and times, as well as in-depth descriptions of what each workshop covers.
Outdoor Photo Workshops says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jun 3, 2012
Lansing
Only $99 means 72% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! After consultation to discuss outfits, sets, and mood, photographer holds shoot in studio & retouches five digital images of client's choice. Amy also turns a fresh eye to the community, teaching beginning and advanced photography classes as well as offering up her shutter skills to charities such as the Shawassee Humane Society.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.darkroomdivas.com/
Las-Vegas
Only $125 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Two-person open-air scooters cart tourists through the winding scenery and past the rich wildlife of the Mojave Desert's Red Rock Canyon.. Scooter fleets make an early stop at the brand-new visitor center for an enlightening history of the canyon before rumbling back up desert paths. After zooming almost 5,000 feet skyward to reach High Point Overlook, scooting twosomes can relax and take in the canyon’s mountainous majesty or rename the environs’ 600-plus plant species for botanists who prefer pig Latin. Striking desertscapes and birds’-eye tableaux make the tour an exciting and naturalistic alternative to the Strip’s pervasively neon habitat.
islander456, TripAdvisor, 10/13/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Nov 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.scootcitytours.com/
Lexington
Only $32 means 57% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Licensed massage therapist deploys gentle Swedish strokes for relaxation or pinpointed pressure of deep-tissue style to treat chronic aches. The luxury extends to the salon's décor of rich red walls, plush rugs snuggling up to leather couches, and flat-screen TVs. The salon's most opulent offering, the Enchanted Mayhem fashion show, celebrates the newest hairstyles with a night of catwalking, dancing, and Fabergé-egg juggling.
JacindaA, Citysearch, 1/6/11 says "I was so excited to find a place that met all my needs. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ziyansalonandspa.com/
Lincoln
Only $59 means 82% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Teams clean up to three rooms of carpet with eco-friendly, hot-water-extraction system with a drying time of 2–4 hours. Pinnacle Carpet Care's teams of IIRC-certified technicians whip grubby floors, tile, and upholstery into sparkling shape using environmentally friendly cleaning supplies. Dirt, dust, and stains flee in the face of Pinnacle's advanced hot-water-extraction system, which leaves carpets dry within two–four hours after each treatment. On top of carpet cleaning, grime fighters can also gussy up dirty couches, stairs, and other upholstery. Pinnacle Carpet Care also specializes in tile and grout cleaning, scrubbing with determination in order to leave tile looking as new as the day it was chipped off of Mount Rushmore during George Washington's annual haircut.
Mr. Quigly says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.pinnaclecarpetcare.org/
Little-Rock
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Ice- & roller-skating rinks host frictionless family outings topped with pizza & soda; lessons include rentals & three-month skate pass. Arkansas Skatium's snack bar vends sodas, cappuccinos, pizza, and funnel cake to those tuckered out from eight-wheeled and single-bladed maneuvers. The ProShop sells all manner of gliding gear and houses a repair shop for skates dulled by nervous biting before hockey games.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.arkansasskatium.com/
Long-Island
Only $65 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Massage therapist relaxes the body with gentle Swedish techniques. Not stopping at traditional treatments, Age of New Beginnings offers an eclectic menu of holistic healing services including hypnotherapy, psychic readings, and meditation. Instructors also exercise groups with a variety of classes ranging from yoga, belly dancing, and boot camp to ballroom dances such as the waltz, salsa, and tango.
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://ageofnewbeginnings.com/
Los-Angeles
Only $25 means 59% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs whip up fresh seafood & elegant pastas that pair with locally made wines & craft beers amid sweeping ocean views. Oceana Bistro Cafe's floor-to-ceiling windows and outdoor patios unveil sweeping vistas of the Pacific Ocean. Located just down the street form the neighborhood eatery, the sea provides more than just idyllic scenery—it yields fresh scallops, shrimp, and crab for gastro-pub-inspired fare. Chefs tailor their cooking style to suit the time of day. At lunchtime, they layer casual, deli-style sandwiches with Boar's Head meats, leaf lettuces, and seasoned mayo. At dinner, they take a more gourmet approach, grilling fine meats (among them, filet mignon and ahi tuna) until they achieve a supple texture and jail stripes. Chefs pair the dishes with locally produced wines and craft brews.
Janelle C., Yelp, 10/30/11 says "Ocean views and fresh food. The staff was really nice and helpful. Our food tasted amazing. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.oceanabistrocafe.com/
Louisville
Only $29 means 77% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Certified instructors at three studios demonstrate poses from several disciplines including Vinyasa flow, hot yoga & mat Pilates. Each Yoga East instructor has earned certification from Yoga Alliance. Their collective expertise enables the studios to offer teacher training as well as workshops, community events, and additional fitness courses, such as Pilates.
"Yoga East says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Jul 4, 2012
The Companies Website: http://yogaeast.org/
Lubbock
Only $18 means 54% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Aesthetician removes unwanted hair from faces during eyebrow- & lip-waxing sessions. Not Just Hair's skilled stylists put their training and creativity to work when beautifying tresses with a full slate of salon services, including haircuts, professional styling, and smoothing conditioning treatments. Crew members gussy up unadorned manes with perms and color and expunge undesirable fuzz with waxing services. True to its name, Not Just Hair further boosts beauty by whitening teeth and applying makeup to blank elbows.
Robocop says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Macon
Only $35 means 77% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? C Vita facial wards off environmental harm, Vital-Age retinol facial prevents premature aging & Wrinkle-Attack facial fends off deep creases. Inside a relaxing environment with a private treatment room and tranquil music, beauty specialists reduce wrinkles, cellulite, and other signs of aging. Aesthetics Anti-Aging Center attacks skin dimples with a massage-based cellulite treatment that firms and softens skin. Aestheticians remove unwanted hair with swipes of warm wax. Fine lines and wrinkles dissipate without discomfort or clothespins in “no needle Botox” treatments that use soy peptides and red marine algae to firm and tighten the skin.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://aesthetics.boomtime.com/
Madison
Only $35 means 61% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Located on a field of perennials, the expansive yoga facility hosts daily classes practiced in Vinyasa, Yin, and power-yoga traditions.. The class schedule features eight different classes to accommodate practitioners of all experience levels, from Yoga 101, which acquaints newbies with basic postures, terminology, and breathing techniques, to strengthening power Vinyasa flows, which are performed in a warm environment that loosens limbs and forces snowmen to return to their post.
George Bush Sr. says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://perennial-yoga.com/
Memphis
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Designed for those with little to no firearms experience, introductory class covers handgun basics in relaxed atmosphere. Range USA brings together the local community of shooting enthusiasts on its range and during special events while welcoming new marksmen with informative and confidence-bolstering classes. The 20,000-square-foot Memphis facility houses a shooting range divided into two climate-controlled areas—one with nine lanes at 50 feet deep, the other with 14 lanes at 82 feet deep—with one of the two areas always open to the public. Further afield, Range USA's team also operates a 10-lane shooting gallery in Jackson. Besides overseeing the ranges, the staff also teaches classes, from basic handgun and advanced tactical training to women-only and youth programs. A FAQ page anticipates visitors' questions, such as "What calibers are allowed on the shooting range?" and "Do you have ear muffs to match my belt buckle?" When spending a day at Range USA, the facility's own 1776 Deli & Eatery keeps hunger from interfering with focus.
Marketing Guru, Google Places, 10/30/11 says "Great place. Knowledgeable staff. Great training. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.rangeusa.com/
Miami
Only $33 means 57% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Pepper-encrusted new york strip steak in cognac sauce and Chilean sea bass over risotto adorn white tablecloths under lofted timber ceiling. Under the dining room's lofted ceiling of exposed beams and olive-painted slats, white tablecloths add elegance to high-backed booths, wooden tables, and preemptive renditions of "Auld Lang Syne." A rustic brick wall separates the bar, where iron chandeliers glow above high-top tables and reflect light off elegant wooden wine cases that stack dark bottles floor to ceiling.
Fashionista28, Urbanspoon, 12/30/11 says "It is a great place to dine with family or friends. All of their steaks are amazing. Delicious food and a great location. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://hollemansrestaurant.com/
Midland-Odessa
Only $89 means 55% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers five times per day for 48 hours in effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss. Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss' FAQ page.
The "Wizinator" says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://myspeedloss.com/
Milwaukee
Only $299 means 65% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. FDA-approved laser penetrates fingernails or toenails, targeting underlying fungus & leaving skin unharmed during 20-minute session. Dr. Phillips, a board-certified general and vascular surgeon, taps into more than 20 years of experience to oversee Lumière Laser & Vein Center. His team of consultants, medical assistants, and aestheticians harnesses waves of light to reduce unsightly veins and revitalizes mugs with signature facials or photofacial treatments. Using FDA-approved lasers, they also dispatch nail fungus, reduce irksome body hair, and reveal buried treasure with an intricate series of mirrors.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Minneapolis-Stpaul
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
J Timbo says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://oolamoola.com/
Mobile-Baldwin-County
Only $28 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Dense forests & natural wildlife flanks trips down Perdido river as groups sip drinks from home-brought coolers; childen under 11 free. Winding through dense, verdant forests, the peaceful waters of the Perdido River form an aquatic highway for Perdido Natural Adventures' fleet of canoes, kayaks, and tubes. The company's rental watercrafts facilitate journeys into the natural habits and underground gambling rings of bald eagles, wild turkeys, beaver, and deer. As vessels float along the bass-filled river, white sand beaches beckon adventurers to swim and play in the water. Perdido Natural Adventures' shuttle facilitates each expedition, carrying rentals or customers' own vessels from Fran's Country Grill to various launch points along the river. The staff can also arrange overnight camping trips with the centaurs that manage the forest.
Robocop says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
Modesto
Only $19 means 58% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Players don equipment including semi-automatic markers, masks & jumpsuits before entering outdoor fields where refs maintain safe play. The staff also facilitates a smooth transition to the playing fields by posting an FAQ page that covers topics such as field rules and which color paintballs are edible. Beyond the fields, Extreme Paintball encompasses a pro shop where a knowledgeable staff advises on gear from brands such as Empire Paintball and Tippmann.
BLACKBANE1701, PBReview.com, 5/1/10 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://extremepaintball.net/
Montgomery
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
Mr. Quigly says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Napa-Sonoma
Only $189 means 86% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Board-certified dermatologists use safe & painless laser light to permanently remove unwanted hair. The board-certified dermatologists at Dermatology Associates of Napa Valley specialize in medical and cosmetic care treatments for the skin, hair, and nails. Though the staff is well-versed in skin cancer and melanoma, and moles, they also tend to less threatening issues such as acne and poorly positioned temporary tattoos. By wielding laser and intense pulsed-light technology, they can remove unwanted hairs or reduce sign of aging, including wrinkles and visible blood vessels. Dermatology Associates also combats wrinkles and sagging with Botox and Juvederm injections.
George Bush Sr. says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
Naples
Only $39 means 69% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Image artists boost photos' brightness, contrast & color before creating gallery-wrapped canvas art with satisfaction guaranteed. Thanks to an iron-clad guarantee of satisfaction, CafePress customers can shop with the confidence of an invisible knight on a field of giant eyeballs. With speedy service ensuring the museum-quality canvas is shipped within two or three days, you can use the newly enlarged picture as a family-friendly gift.
The d bag from Metalica says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.cafepress.com/
Nashville
Only $40 means 47% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. After training, guides lead up to six helmeted drivers near landmarks such as Schermerhorn Symphony Center & Fort Nashborough. The staff members at Segway of Nashville share their enthusiasm for the eco-friendly pedestrian device by leading tours and selling the Segway PT to interested gliders. Though the compact vehicle's gentle speed and acceptance on sidewalks is part of its draw, Segway team members also like to discuss the eco-friendly benefits they've discovered through various case studies. Since the two-wheelers are fueled by lithium-ion batteries, they don't pollute the environment or cause their drivers to waste money on candy and chips during each gas-station stop. The Segway of Nashville crew also sizes up customers, fitting them with the proper transporter for patrol work, factory jobs, or leisure outings.
Terri00149330, TripAdvisor, 7/10/11 says "A great way to see downtown Nashville. We had a fantastic time on our tour and the best part is riding a Segway. Would highly recommend. "
Buyers should note Expires Apr 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.segwayofnashville.com/
New-Orleans
Only $16 means 47% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Guides lead urban explorers down historic Bourbon Street or pile into air-conditioned minibuses on routes bursting with historic importance. During the three-hour city tour, air-conditioned minibuses carry day-trippers past celebrity houses and famed toolsheds as expert guides give an overview of New Orleans's history, pausing for a spooky detour that winds through one of the Saint Louis Cemeteries and its gothic aboveground tombs. Trekkers also observe the lingering effects of Hurricane Katrina on New Orleans’s Lower Ninth Ward and find inspiration by witnessing rebuilding efforts.
Monica H, TripAdvisor, 9/29/11 says "I have been to New Orleans several times and this was by far the best time we ever had on tour. "
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.southernstyletours.com/
New-York
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Four-hour cruise unveils stunning views of New York skyline at night, hot buffet quells hunger, and live DJ spins Top 40 hits. The advocates of ocean-based travel at Above All Cruises unveil awe-inspiring views of New York City's sprawling skyline during weekly and holiday cruises that set sail out of Skyport Marina or World's Fair Marina. Rather than engaging in terra firma's exhausting recreational activities, such as hiking or the Running of the Taxis, visitors can while away the evening in one of three luxury ships: Lucille, Paddlewheel Queen, and Harbor Lights. Although each vessel flaunts its own personality and design, all three sport dance floors, flat-screen TVs, and hunger-quelling buffets. Experienced captains ensure that cruises always stay on course, and equally experienced DJs keep dance floors afloat with energetic songs.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.aboveallcruises.com/
North-Jersey
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Gardens house 40+ types of vegetables and herbs along with flowers, trees, and shrubbery, and gift shop peddles collectibles and décor. A family-owned business of 10 years, Lockwood Farms and Her Secret Gardens blossoms with an ever-metamorphosing selection of plants and flowers. Owners Randi and Mark bustle around the garden center each day, overseeing a staff of family members and offering assistance and gardening counsel to customers. Their gardens house more than 40 types of vegetables and herbs along with an eclectic mix of flowers, trees, and shrubs. An extensive selection of birdbaths, fountains, and pottery punctuates the grounds, and an onsite three-story gift shop stocks collectibles and décor from designers such as Jim Shore, Heritage Lace, and Willow Tree. The center's florists also snip fresh flowers into custom bouquets for a variety of occasions ranging from anniversary celebrations to parking-ticket condolences.
This guy I know says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.lockwoodfarmsnj.com/
Ocala
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Ogden
Only $139 means 80% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? FDA-approved & noninvasive lipolaser treatments target cellulite with VelaSmooth applicator to liquefy fat & tighten skin with no downtime. He also believes that patients are their optimum selves when they both feel good and look good, which is why Skyline Clinic bolsters beauty with aesthetic services. These include age-spot reduction, wrinkle-blasting treatments, and VelaSmooth lipolaser sessions, which use electrical-optical synergy to flatten flabby deposits instead of giant rolling pins.
This guy I know says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.theskylineclinic.com/
Oklahoma-City
Only $79 means 52% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Instructors teach gun-shooting basics—including safety precautions, handling, and proper attitude—in accordance with NRA standards.. A member of the Pottawatomie County Sheriff's Department possessing weapons certifications including a federal firearms license, Wes Elliott continues more than a decade of teaching firearm operations to military personnel, law-enforcement officials, and everyday citizens. On Practical Shooting's outdoor range, Elliott and his team lead handgun and rifle courses, covering a catalog of weaponry that spans pistols to shotguns. Beyond shooting instruction, Elliott helps students to obtain concealed carry licenses, and he teaches executive-protection tactics to students interested in becoming bodyguards for famous pets.
This guy I know says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Omaha
Only $33 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Soothing kneads help the body to heal itself, bringing relief to soreness, stiff joints, and tension.. Prior to coddling skin as a practicing aesthetician, Kimberly Spa’s eponymous owner broke into the beauty industry as a professional makeup artist in 1980. Several years spent working with high-end cosmetic lines including Christian Dior, Lancôme, and Chanel inspired her to further hone her skills through training at the Capitol School of Cosmetology and Esthetics, where she graduated at the top of her class. That same work ethic and devotion to making the world more beautiful drives her today as she recommends services that only use products that she herself has researched and tested. Together with her professional staff, she rejuvenates skin with airbrush tanning, waxing, and indulgent facial services, including a 24-karat-gold facial, which was featured on the Channel 6 news for its popularity among time-traveling 49ers. Her team also tends to weary bodies with massage-therapy services and offers a full treatment menu designed specifically for men.
Laura, Google 10/9/2011 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://kimberlyspaomaha.com/
Orange-County
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Eatery with extensive wine list serves up classic Italian plates a few blocks from the beach. Pours from an extensive wine-and-beer list mingle with sea air and classic Italian flavors at Luggatti's Italian Grill. Pinot grigios such as fruity Corte Giara pair with scallop-and-clam-smothered pastas, and a full-bodied Caposaldo chianti brings out the richness of the eggplant parmigiana's tomato sauce. Taps froth with craft brews such as Unibroue Maudite and Stone IPA. On weekend nights, guests can sip to the sounds of live musical performances or carry glasses outside to enjoy the breeze off the nearby beach and the warmth of an outdoor fireplace.
mimi p., Yelp, 12/14/11 says "The atmosphere was relaxing and the waitress was attentive. "
Buyers should note Expires Jun 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.luggattis.com/
Orlando
Only $30 means 58% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Clubbers gain one day of unlimited play at par 70, water-lined course, along with cart rental and practice time at driving range. Designed by prolific course architect William W. Amick, Fairways Country Club's par 70 course takes golfers careening across 18 holes of pristine Florida landscape. Though it has a relatively short layout, the course compensates for its diminutive length with winding fairways flanked by multiple water hazards, where a tribe of merpeople raises sunken golf balls as their own. Expansive bunkers populate the course's fairways and fringes, their dazzling white sands further shrinking golf balls' safe landing zones and attracting droves of disoriented sunbathers. Along with its fun but challenging course, the club promotes score-shaving practice with an onsite driving range and peddles stylish birdie-hunting apparel and accessories at the pro shop.
Mr. Quigly says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.golffairwayscc.com/
Palm-Beach
Only $49 means 52% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Grilled jumbo prawns, barbecue salmon, teriyaki beef sticks & tuna tartare served in bold dining room with flowering-tree mural. Under the direction of a husband-and-wife duo, Asian Fin wraps freshly caught fish in dozens of rolls augmented by the creative ingredients that line the eatery's sushi bar. Japanese steak-house entrees ornament tables in a brightly hued dining room that shelves colorful vases. A flowering-tree mural with dangling red blooms draws the eyes of diners as they enjoy their steak, free-range chicken, or catch of the day at candlelit tables. Guests can also cure their itchy throats without swallowing back scratchers by sipping on Japanese green tea or the fully stocked bar's supply of imported sake.
ash0529, Chowhound, 3/5/09 says "I am hooked on the Chunky Monkey Roll! Yum! I need my fix just thinking about it. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://asianfin.net/
Pensacola
Only $12 means 52% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Punjabi chef draws on 20+ years of experience to craft traditional Indian tandoori, masala, biryani & kebab dishes alongside American fare. This culinary emporium's owners, Paras and Tamara Arora, know that palates can be choosy. So in early 2012, the couple opened Beyond India, an Indo-American fusion restaurant that combines traditional recipes from both cultures. Drawing on 20 years of experience cooking traditional Indian cuisine—specifically from North India—Punjabi chef Singh populates tables with pub-style golden appetizers and more exotic starters of delicately fried paneer pakora. The team bakes entrees such as seafood and tandoori lamb in an oven that reaches 900 degrees, almost exactly twice the temperature at which books and firefighting manuals burn. After sopping up a curry dish from the endless lunch buffet, patrons can cool off taste buds with a sweet slice of key-lime pie.
SingingChef, TripAdvisor, 1/29/12 says "Beyond India"
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
Philadelphia
Only $22 means 53% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? BYOB serves daily Italian beef and fish specialties from the market and homemade ravioli stuffed with lobster. Bistro La Baia's chefs make daily trips to the market for fresh fish and beef, dreaming up specialties to augment the compact, BYOB menu of Italian classics. Their treatment of calamari exhibits a light touch, as they choose to grill and marinate tender squid rather than mask its flavor through breading, frying, and painting each morsel in a marinara domino mask. Pasta takes nine different shapes, including hand-rolled gnocchi and homemade ravioli, and sauces infused with brandy or wild mushrooms dress veal scallopine and chicken breast.
Christina P., Yelp, 2/4/11 says "Pin your friends down to make plans in advance, because it is definitely worth it. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bistrolabaia.com/
Phoenix
Only $7 means 53% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Chefs dish up picadillo beef, miniature meatballs braised in Spanish wine, emparedados, and paella de Havana alongside mojitos & daiquiris. Restaurant veterans BJ and Gilbert Hernandez distill Spanish and Latin flavors into traditional Cuban cuisine at both Havana Café locations, where chef BJ’s menu has been winning awards since 1989. BJ's tapas have caught the attention of critics at the Arizona Republic and Fodor's the latter describing the ham-and-chicken croquettes and shrimp pancakes as "marvelous." For the house specialty paella a la Havana, BJ stews five types of seafood–– including lobster, mussels, and scallops––with chicken breast, chorizo, pork, and saffron, and the classic emperadado Cubano sees the chef carefully layering ham, mortadella, roast pork, and pickles, and then pressing the savory stack into a thin, toasty sandwich or a fine wine. Those dining in-house can sample sangria that was voted No. 1 by the Phoenix New Times, and take-out completas meals take the pain out of meal planning with family-sized portions of not-too-spicy entrees accompanied by generous helpings of rice and beans, cabbage salad, sweet plantains, cuban bread, and a dessert pudding.
Andy S., Yelp , 3/19/12 says "Great service and really good mojitos make for a nice evening out at the Havana Cafe. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.havanacafe-az.com/
Piedmont-Triad
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Vast supply of plants, soil, and garden materials or three-gallon camellias in rosy shades. Wrights Nursery and Landscaping is owned and operated by Chris Wrights, a Lewisville native known for his knowledge and expertise of all things yard-related. In addition to gaining degrees in business and horticulture, he dug, planted, and planned until his thumbs turned a vibrant shade of green after 12 years spent working in the nursery and landscaping industry. Today, Wrights devotes his time and patience to managing a team that tends to area yards with variety of services including debris cleanup, licensed pesticide application, and grass cutting and fertilization. In addition to keeping home gardens fully stocked with a seasonal inventory of plants, the landscaping crew can also add character to green spaces or make front doors impenetrable through the building of stacked stone walls and design patios to customer specifications.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 31, 2012
Pittsburgh
Only $99 means 88% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Premier medical-grade laser light impedes hair growth on skin, unveiling optimal results in four–six treatments spaced four weeks apart.. Backed by his skilled staff, Dr. Dinakar Golla—who studied at the renowned Boston University School of Medicine—customizes surgical and aesthetic treatments for the face, body, and skin at six locations. He revivifies sagging eyelids with blepharoplasty, cultivates svelte physiques with liposuction, and casts out unwanted hair and spider veins from the body's surface using high-tech lasers and exorcism. He and his team also perform a slate of noninvasive medical-spa services and massages to help further enhance beauty.
The d bag from Metalica says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://lzrmedspa.com/
Portland
Only $24 means 59% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Indoor lanes enable archers to pierce targets with rented equipment, while private lessons helmed by expert instructors cover essentials. It must be terrifying to watch 20 arrows speeding at you at once. Luckily, the only ones watching this are the yellow targets attached to hay bales in the indoor archery lanes at Archers Afield. The whoops of shooters pierce the air as they examine their targets, congratulating each other on shots well aimed. This pattern of arrow shooting and retrieving continues throughout the day, as archers young and old trying their hand at target practice. In addition to supervising solo pursuits, Archers Afield’s seasoned staff of instructors takes to the floor to bolster shots with private lessons. They teach pupils of all abilities essential archery skills, such as bow handling and how to maintain a passable British accent while robbing from the rich and giving to the poor.
Jeramy, Google Places, 2/19/12 says "We take our kids to shoot and they are very understanding and answer their questions patiently. "
Buyers should note Expires Jul 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.archersafield.com/
Portland-Me
Only $40 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. 45-minute colonics flush toxic, stale waste & yeast from the body, improving regularity & easing digestive troubles. Pamela Gerry became a registered nurse in 1975, but, for the duration of her career, she's been passionate about natural healing. After she spent time studying with the world's expert holistic healers, her husband survived a battle with squamous-cell carcinoma by relying solely on natural treatments, and she became convinced of the body's ability to heal itself. Her primary goal at Health Lyceum is to help patients attune themselves to what's going on inside their bodies, which she does through a variety of services, including consultations to build better health and colon-hydrotherapy treatments that flush out stubborn waste and ease constipation.
"The d bag from Metalica says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Providence
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Elegant space hosts Italian dishes such as rack of lamb with rosemary garlic sauce & linguini with mussels, clams & calamari. Caprice surrounds its guests with elegant dark wood tables and floors and a fully stocked bar. A long wall of windows admits sunlight during the day, and hanging lamps ribbed with an abstract floral design take over at night. Patrons can pull up leather chairs upholstered with a panel of pastel stripes, or slide into one of the lush semicircular booths lining the walls. Behind a speckled stone bar, bartenders also carefully mix more than a dozen specialty martinis.
Diner, Open Table, 2/10/12 says "the decor is VERY nice, good lighting, comfortable seats, great bar area and cozy bathroom. "
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://capriceri.com/index.html
Raleigh-Durham
Only $18 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Nationally recognized comedy club with multiple bar & restaurant options hosts weekly showcases of national & local comics. Goodnight’s Comedy Club offers a limited-availability dinner-and-show special on some Thursdays and Sundays that may be a better value than this deal; plan ahead to make sure you're redeeming your Groupon at the most opportune time.
Gordon Speed, Google Places, 10/28/10 says "Any Comedy Show"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.goodnightscomedy.com/
Reno
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Aesthetician with nine years of experience removes dead-skin layers to reveal youthful skin with diamond-tip microdermabrasion.. Clients can unwind with a choice of beverage, including beer, and can admire the salon's art gallery, filled entirely with local artists' works, many of which are available for purchase.
A Salon 7 says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.salon7.net/
Richmond
Only $39 means 54% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! A certified massage therapist deploys a range of techniques to tailor each custom massage to the needs of each client.. Capitol Rehab's staff practices a rehabilitation method based on Dynamic Neuromuscular Stabilization, or DNS. The system is designed to cause permanent changes in the brain's motor programs that, in turn, improve the body's function and its ability to speak to cars. The clinic's certified massage therapists use the approach to treat all types of persons, including those who suffer from multiple sclerosis, neurologic disorders, orthopedic conditions, or simple back pain. They also utilize DNS to help athletes of all levels achieve peak performance, and have treated members of the Richmond Kickers, the local professional soccer team.
Bill Gates says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.capitolrehabrva.com/home
Rio-Grande-Valley
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
Robocop says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Roanoke
Only $99 means 80% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. 30-minute microdermabrasion treatments remove the top layer of dead cells to reveal fresh, glowing skin. At Wyndhurst Medical Aesthetics, senior medical aesthetician Victoria Lunsford and Dr. Craig Petry combine medical- and pharmaceutical-grade products with their professional know-how to help correct damaged or aging skin. Obagi, SkinMedica, and Latisse are just a few of the top-of-the-line brands incorporated into the company's aesthetic services. Fraxel laser treatments replace damaged skin cells with a fresh new crop, thereby correcting problems such as sun spots, acne scars, and stretch marks; chemical peels and microdermabrasion treatments help rejuvenate fading facial skin; and intense pulsed light eliminates acne, hair, and spider veins by compelling them to disco dance until they fall over dead.
The d bag from Metalica says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.wyndhurstaesthetics.com/
Rochester
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Interactive play center with wide array of games, activities & snacks for play date. Inspired by their three children, Lisa and Andy Curwin decided to create a youth center that would offer kids entertainment and education under the same roof. An elevated climbing structure dominates the multihued, easy-to-monitor space that eventually sprang from the Curwins' collective imagination. All its slides lead to the center of the building, allowing parents to keep an eye on multiple children while sitting at brightly colored tables and getting pinkies in shape for upcoming tea parties. The room is packed with plenty of other play-ready games and equipment—bounce houses where youngsters can burn off energy and break through the space-time continuum; skee-ball and basketball stations that boost hand-eye coordination and churn out redeemable prize tickets; and skate and tricycle rinks where tykes can establish new recess allegiances. Kango reinforces its play center with a full-service academy that provides programs for young children from infants to kindergartners and ensures visitors stay properly fueled and hydrated by stocking a snack bar with burgers, fries, fruit, and sweets.
"Kango Play Center and Academy says ""The atmosphere is radical, tubular, and down right shwazye, and the place is pretty above and beyond. One of the best restaurant experiences, and I spent a weekend in Ohio once. ""
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Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.kangoplay.com/
Rockford
Only $9 means 53% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Attendees sample up to five red, white & sweeter pours before they apply voucher toward bottle from selection of more than 15 varieties. Travelers follow Jo Daviess County's sprawling fields and undulating hills toward Massbach Ridge Winery’s 18+ acre estate. Founded by the Harmston family in 2003, the winery’s proprietors cull grapes grown in Jo Daviess County to concoct their batches of reds and whites. Members of the winery family escort guests on impromptu tours before rendezvousing in the tasting room or on the patio for samplings. The outdoor patio grants a heightened view of the vineyards below, which visitors can wander through on quests for vine-ripe copies of The Grapes of Wrath. In addition to its frequent tastings and tour sessions, Massbach Ridge Winery hosts a number of wine-related events each year.
George Bush Sr. says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Sep 26, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.massbachridge.com/
Sacramento
Only $89 means 80% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Insured cleaners scour residential windows with soap & water before rendering them spotless with streak-free squeegee strokes. Specializing in all manner of household upkeep, Advanced International Cleaning's multidisciplinary crew of cleaners keeps residential interiors and exteriors divested of dirt with a wide range of services. Wielding an arsenal of vacuums and steamers, cleaners scour carpets, furniture, floors, and rugs to pristine condition, taking care to treat delicate surfaces, such as leather, silk, and wool, with respect for their fragile colors and feelings. Dust-ridden ducts, clogged gutters, water-damaged surfaces, and even muddy cars all bask in similar care to keep appearances as spotless as possible.
J Timbo says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.advanced-cleaners.com/
Salem-Or
Only $29 means 55% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Par 71 course sprawls across 150 acres of meadows dotted with ponds & intersected with creeks that converge on signature 18th hole. Link to scorecard
Mr. Quigly says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.mcnarygolfclub.org/
Salt-Lake-City
Only $13 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. 12 different burgers bedecked with toppings that include pineapple & jalapeños & mounds of fries washed down with soft drinks. Fats Grill fills its space with all the ingredients of a good time, including a menu populated with burgers, pizza, and sandwiches, a fully stocked bar, 12 flat-screen TVs, and seven pool tables, a setup that has won the hangout City Weekly's Best Pool Joint 13 years in a row. Twelve is the number of its burgers, all served on toasted sheepherder rolls with toppings such as bacon, jalapeños, and pastrami. Toasted sourdough builds the foundation for the grill's sandwiches, and pizza crust keeps italian sausage, red onion, and pineapple chunks from gracing the floor with their presence. Fats Grill also houses a newly renovated basement concert venue, a place where local musicians take the stage every Friday and Saturday night to belt out the name game using every audience member's name.
Lavaman, Google, 10/26/11 says "This is a really nice bar. Very clean, good people, very relaxed environment with live music, pool "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://fatsgrillslc.com/
San-Angelo
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Studio collection arms beauty-seekers with professional-grade makeup & mineral line eschews parabens, preservatives & chemicals. The mineral collection eschews parabens, preservatives, and chemical dyes in favor of natural, mineral-based ingredients that blend in easily with the skin's natural tones. Light-as-a-feather mineral foundations ($5+) come packed with SPF 15 to shield the face and its feelings from the sun's harsh gaze and its even harsher laser pointer, and are available in a quintet of shades, ranging from fair to deep. Lip gloss ($3) and eye shadow ($3+) contain vital vitamins known to hydrate and minimize fine lines, and bronzers ($8) can help achieve one's preferred pigment hue. Those who want it all can pick up the mineral starter kit ($20), which includes foundation, concealer, blush, and two brushes, all wrapped up in a canvas case.
The d bag from Metalica says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/
San-Antonio
Only $18 means 55% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Live-actor ghouls & animatronic horrors fill haunted house & 3-D tomb ride & Guinness Records museum documents amazing achievements. Davis Phillips, the president and general manager of Phillips Entertainment, Inc., carries on the legacy of his father and grandfather, who were both involved in tourism and entertainment. What began as a single attraction has now expanded through partnerships and renovations, though it still manages to thrill audiences with family-friendly interactive exhibits. Phillips Entertainment is active in the San Antonio community and the local tourism industry thanks to its location across from the famed Alamo.
Nickleback says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.ripleys.com/phillips/
San-Diego
Only $25 means 72% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Licensed muscle-melters soothe tight tendons & reduce stress with 60-minute massages at clinics, wellness centers & health spas. OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
This guy I know says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.oolamoola.com/
San-Francisco
Only $62 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Twelve-hour daily passes and 24-hour overnight passes allow motorists to park close to the myriad attractions of Union Square.. Family-owned California Parking has offered sanctuary to vehicles since 1954, today presenting them with 40 parking garages downtown and around the Bay Area. Many of the facilities grant easy access to destinations such as the Marina district, downtown, the Civic Center, and the San Francisco Bay, allowing visitors to shop and explore secure in the knowledge that their car is in the hands of professional buggysitters. The parking authority also has more than 20 valet-service locations for private parties, hotels, and restaurants.
Nickleback says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expiration varies
The Companies Website: http://www.californiaparking.com/
San-Jose
Only $37 means 59% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Behind reigning scoring leader, two-time MLS Cup champions rumble onto pitch during early-season match against conference foe. The Earthquakes' presence in the Bay Area stretches back to the early 1970s, when they dribbled past NASL opponents. Harboring multiple gourmet food trucks in the Epicenter Fan Zone, Buck Shaw Stadium serves as the team's current home. However, a new stadium will soon shoot skyward, complete with luxury suites for fans and exhausted referees alike.
Edgar N., Yelp, 4/1/11 says ""
Buyers should note Expires Apr 7, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.sjearthquakes.com/
Santa-Barbara
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Exfoliating facial includes custom mask & gentle, manual skin sloughing by medical aesthetician to smooth fine lines & fade sun spots. Led by Dr. Douglas J. Mackenzie, the registered nurses, aestheticians, and physicians’ assistants at Pacific Plastic Surgery help clients amp up their self-confidence with a wide offering of both noninvasive and surgical services. Dr. Mackenzie, who has studied at Johns Hopkins, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, and Cornell University Medical Center, wields his extensive experience and know-how to perform tummy tucks, scar revisions, and face-lifts. A specially designed, multifaceted medical weight-loss program helps patients get fit healthily, and the center’s noninvasive spa services get faces in shape for special events and awkward family photos.
R.L. Stein says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Santa-Cruz
Only $29 means 55% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Skilled chiropractor treats ailments with massage-infused treatments & craniosacral-therapy sessions customized to each patient. After graduating from the Palmer College of Chiropractic and passing the state board exam, Dr. Jeanne Hofvendahl opened Ben Lomond Integrated Chiropractic & Massage Therapy in 1993. Since then, she's been using a unique blend of low-force adjusting techniques and massage therapy—derived from years of owning a massage practice—to correct skeletal misalignments. After assessing patients' skeletal, muscular, and postural conditions, Dr. Hofvendahl carefully customizes her approach to meet specific physical needs and preferences. She also incorporates physical-therapy techniques, such as deep heat packs and ultrasound, to treat injured muscles or locate tissues accidentally inhaled into the brain.
This guy I know says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Nineteenth-century Greek Revival mansion showcases antique artwork, two-story porch & once-gas-burning chandeliers during regular tours. Built in 1842, The Harper Fowlkes House incorporates many of the popular styles of the era, such as an exterior of Savannah gray brick stuccoed and scored to resemble stone blocks. Modern visitors can still see the craftsmen’s handiwork during educational tours of the three-story Greek Revival mansion, held three days a week. A curving stone staircase leads to the mansion’s front doorway, surrounded by a two-story porch whose roof rests on elegant columns. Inside, antique artwork abounds, such as a portrait of Colonel Habersham, who played a key role in the Revolutionary War by originating the backward tri-cornered hat. Other period antiques decorate the house, and an enclosed garden adds an outdoor element. Further antique details permeate the house, from ceilings bordered by original plaster crown moldings to six chandeliers that were originally gas-burning but have been retrofitted to host light bulbs.
The Harper Fowlkes House says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.harperfowlkeshouse.com/
Savannah-Hilton-Head
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Nineteenth-century Greek Revival mansion showcases antique artwork, two-story porch & once-gas-burning chandeliers during regular tours. Built in 1842, The Harper Fowlkes House incorporates many of the popular styles of the era, such as an exterior of Savannah gray brick stuccoed and scored to resemble stone blocks. Modern visitors can still see the craftsmen’s handiwork during educational tours of the three-story Greek Revival mansion, held three days a week. A curving stone staircase leads to the mansion’s front doorway, surrounded by a two-story porch whose roof rests on elegant columns. Inside, antique artwork abounds, such as a portrait of Colonel Habersham, who played a key role in the Revolutionary War by originating the backward tri-cornered hat. Other period antiques decorate the house, and an enclosed garden adds an outdoor element. Further antique details permeate the house, from ceilings bordered by original plaster crown moldings to six chandeliers that were originally gas-burning but have been retrofitted to host light bulbs.
The Harper Fowlkes House says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 1, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.harperfowlkeshouse.com/
Seattle
Only $109 means 83% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. After thorough examination & x-rays, dentists brighten teeth up to 10 shades with one-hour Zoom! whitening treatment. Describing his dental work as a mission to "motivate, educate, and promote good oral health that can last a lifetime," Dr. Bill Wong and Dr. Peter Wong help to keep mouths pristine with general and cosmetic services. Using Zoom! whitening treatments, Invisalign tooth-straighteners, and an onsite ceramic tooth-fabricating machine, the dental duo can impose order on even the most jumbled of toothscapes. They also perform preventive measures, such as routine exams and x-rays, to ensure dental problems don't manifest themselves as cavities or tooth graffiti.
Heather M., Yelp, 11/27/11 says "I was very impressed with this office. From the moment I walked in everyone was extremely friendly and prompt "
Buyers should note Expires Nov 28, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.hiddenvalleysmiles.com/
Shreveport-Bossier
Only $1500 means 50% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Doctor inserts ultrafine laser fiber into choice of body area to rupture fat cells & drain lipids, showing results after single session. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Shreveport Smart Lipo a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
The "Wizinator" says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Sioux-Falls
Only $49 means 51% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Twosomes traverse par 72 course, dodging the serpentine streams that crisscross 6,434 yards of fairways before noshing on 12-inch pizza. Three tee options
Robocop says "I think they sell these in those coupon books that people make you buy from their kids."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://rockyrungolf.com/
South-Bend
Only $290 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. 100-year-old sleepover camp enriches campers with archery & art on 200 wooded acres manned by enthusiastic, trained counselors. For more than 100 years, YMCA Camp Eberhart has nurtured developing minds and teaching core values of caring, honesty, respect and responsibility with sleepover summer camps, equestrian camps, and year-round outdoor education. On a peninsula jutting out into Big Corey Lake and Turtle Bay, kids bounce between programs they choose themselves. They can splash into the lake from Coop's tower, take out bikes for nature-trail excursions, or sharpen their focus at the riflery range. Campers with a love of the cosmos find an outlet for their stargazing at Astro Camp, spending evenings identifying constellations such as Orion from the astronomy hut and observatory. A four-to-one camper-to-counselor ratio ensures all youngsters have support and supervision from energetic and well-trained role models from around the world. Campers have a chance to create memories, make life-long friends, and boost self-esteem. During the off-season, yearlong programs include horseback riding clinics or outdoor education, which gives kids the chance to explore the academic side of nature in the crisp fall air.
YMCA Camp Eberhart says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Aug 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://ymcacampeberhart.org/
Spokane-Coeur-Dalene
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Staff provides tubes, swim vests & shuttle transportation for 2- to 2.5-hour excursions down Spokane River. Flow Adventures’ intrepid explorers introduce adventurers of all ages and skill levels to the thrill of navigating Washington's backcountry. Tours take place on the Spokane River, with idle inner tubing on the upper stretch and whitewater rafting on the lower section. Before groups set out, staff conducts briefings to ensure safe expeditions. Though they stress safety, they still take a lighthearted approach to trips, providing squirt guns to all rafters for staging river battles or reenacting the inaugural flows of famous park fountains.
J Timbo says "Can you post your twitters on here?"
Buyers should note Expires Sep 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.flow-adventures.com/
Springfield-Ma
Only $20 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs create regional Italian cuisine served in renovated building with cathedral ceilings & exposed beams. Along with Campania-influenced dishes, Arace also creates northern Italian classics such as the Lasagna di Verdura to pair with a selection of Italian wines. Popular appetizers include the lightly breaded fried calamari and the melenzane alla griglia, grilled eggplant that's been marinated for up to three days and forced to reflect on its mistakes.
Nelson L., Urbanspoon, 6/30/10 says "A nice place for people earting alone, like myself, aswell as for larger groups and couples; upscale "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Springfield-Mo
Only $119 means 65% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Anti-aging treatments help diminish acne, jowls & wrinkles with low-level electrical currents, chemical solutions, hand tools & LED light. Transformation Clinics' certified staffers cultivate slim, svelte physiques with diverse noninvasive aesthetic treatments, healthy weight-loss regimens, and comprehensive packages. They cull a fleet of high-tech devices, such as infrared saunas and LED-light technology, that helps combat signs of aging, excess fat, and dimly lit fingernails. Aestheticians further enhance epidermises with makeup and skincare products from brands such as Matis Paris and Motives by Loren Ridinger, working alongside resident nutritionists who engineer customized wellness plans to help clients shed pounds and inches.
Lisa, Google Places, 11/23/11 says "Transformation Clinics"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Stlouis
Only $49 means 73% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Grizzlies swing into new season stocked with mix of new & familiar talent behind veteran manager and energized atmosphere of GCS Ballpark. General-admission lawn seats—located in right field and along the left-field foul line—grant unfettered views of the sun-splashed action throughout the summer season. GCS Ballpark's lineup of family-friendly features blend on-the-field action with off-the-field fun, highlighted by mascot Izzy the Grizzlie, whose furry high-fives and lectures on the pitfalls of being the bottom of inverted pyramids thrill fans of all ages.
Marjie T., Yelp, 9/1/10 says "This ballpark in Sauget, IL provides the perfect small town feel and to me is a nice getaway from the city. "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 2, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/
Stockton
Only $19 means 71% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? Teens earn a DMV certificate of completion with online driver's ed, which is the first step to obtaining a learner's permit. Even after the advent of the digital age, all driver's education in California was conducted in the classroom. After much convincing, the California DMV conceded to put the prepermit portion online, and MyCaliforniaPermit.com was born. On the website, lessons prepare future drivers for the state test to acquire a California learner's permit. MyCaliforniaPermit.com offers these lessons on its website at no cost, content in making the information accessible for anyone who needs it. Students are only charged once they register for the test. Each lesson ends in a quiz, which online students can take at their own convenience after band practice or between penalty kicks. Once lessons are complete, students register to take a DMV-approved driver's education test, and upon passing receive a certificate of completion. This certificate allows students to take the learner's-permit test at their local DMV and begins their path toward automotive independence.
Bill Gates says "Well I like buying stuff on the internet, so I figured that I would give this a try."
Buyers should note Expires Apr 3, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.mycaliforniapermit.com/
Syracuse
Only $30 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Sea salt glow sloughs away dead skin cells & soap residue, leaving silky skin & mani-pedi shapes & trims nails, tending to cuticles as well. When she founded Beautiful Soul, owner Kelley M. Sanborn envisioned a tranquil spa facility whose beauty services combined traditional pampering and advanced technology. Sanborn's soothing facial and body treatments incorporate signature serums and high-tech ultrasonic waves, whose benefits include exfoliating without irritation, killing acne-causing bacteria, stimulating collagen production, and scaring the life out of proximate bats. Sanborn earned her nail certification from Oneida-Herkimer Boces and her waxing and aesthetics certification from Continental School of Beauty, and continues to stay up-to-date on the latest beauty techniques with continuing education, including advanced training in chemical peels.
Nickleback says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Tallahassee
Only $14 means 52% off!!! 
What's the deal, are they just giving these away? 10-pin targets tempt bowlers from end of 24 polished lanes equipped with cosmic lights & thumping sounds. Seminole Bowl welcomes bowlers to compete on 24 polished lanes laid out beneath cosmic lights and a thumping sound system. The alley's grill revives weary bowling muscles with nachos and ice-cold soda, and a full-service bar invites bowlers to linger longer as they reminisce about the game and compose odes to the Cincinnati split. A large game room inspires kids to compete in pursuit of redemption tickets rather than the heart of the quiz bowl cheerleader.
R.L. Stein says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.bowlsrc1.com/20.asp
Tampa-Bay-Area
Only $25 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Three courses feed hunger with the likes of feta-stuffed mushrooms, Cajun shrimp, and grilled prime rib paired with wine and shared dessert.. Peter's menu blends casual American-style recipes with Mediterranean flavors, which influence everything from his gourmet burgers to his seafood dishes and all-day breakfast offerings. When it comes time for dessert, exquisitely presented baked goods from affiliate Cakes by Nomeda make the plates they're served on feel underdressed. The Lithuanian-born dessertier fashions each of her aesthetically pleasing edibles using ideas from her European bakery training, decorating each using her experience doing makeup for cake impersonators. Each dish tops off meals with a sweet element that combines thoughtful flavor with art, making them pair particularly well with Peter's savory creations.
Reviewer, Google Places, 9/23/11 says "East Lake Cafe"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://theeastlakecafe.com/
Toledo
Only $30 means 60% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Venerable comedy club with history of hosting nation's top standup talent delights audiences with performances by seasoned comics. Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Connxtions Comedy Club a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Steve F., Insider Pages, 5/23/10 says "once the comedian gets on that stage its [sic]non stop side splitting laughter! "
Buyers should note Expires Sep 15, 2012
Topeka-Lawrence
Only $9 means 82% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Printers emblazon pages of leather photo book with uploaded images & customize them with themes such as special occasion, holiday & vacation. Printerpix’s easy-to-use online software lets photo-lovers create custom photo albums, emblazoning quality, professionally-printed pages with personalized images. Customers can fill the 20 pages of a leather-bound photo book in as little as five minutes using provided templates, themes, backgrounds, clip art, and style guides without ever leaving the comforts of their office exercise-ball chair. After logging onto an online system, picture owners personalize albums with themes such as special occasions, holidays, and vacations before uploading their selected images. An accommodating staff stands by to resolve questions and concerns through email or over the phone, and customers can insert up to 60 additional pages to photo albums for an extra fee ($0.50/pg.). Within 15 business days, customers receive their cowhide-swathed creation, which they may place upon a coffee table or bury in a backyard time capsule alongside a collection of passé coffee tables. Check out this video demonstration to get a fully detailed breakdown of the process.
Mr. Quigly says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Jan 2, 2013
The Companies Website: http://www.printerpix.com/
Tucson
Only $5 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Chefs use canola oil instead of lard to craft healthy Mexican fare such as barbacoa & bartenders mix pitchers of Sauza margaritas. The eatery also equips its interior with big-screen TVs to watch high-stakes games and free WiFi to facilitate web searches on how to throw a burrito in a perfect spiral.
Jennifer D., Yelp, 7/28/11 says "Our favorite Mexican restaurant in Tucson! Good food, tvs to watch games. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.elsaguarito.com/
Tulsa
Only $149 means 50% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Techs install Audiovox Code Alarm device that opens doors, pops trunk & remotely starts engine. Performance Sound and Security’s team of technicians fit all manner of land and sea transportation with audio, video, and security upgrades. Wielding Code Alarm remote starters, Sirius satellite radios, and sound equipment from Polk Audio, the techs enhance the traveling experience better than a self-folding map.
This guy I know says "I've spent money in worse ways."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
Ventura-County
Only $10 means 50% off!!! 
Pft, these must be priced by democrats, they think everyone deserves one! Using local ingredients, chefs dish out fresh, Mexican-influenced café fare, paired with coffeehouse drinks. Tomas Cafe & Gallery, noted on NBC LA for their take on the classic Mexican breakfast dish chilaquiles, staffs a legion of chefs and baristas who craft inventive breakfast and lunch dishes from local ingredients paired with coffeehouse drinks. In addition to brewing their own blend of coffee, the baristas furnish empty hands with mugs full of latte or cappuccino. Guest dine within the restaurant’s vibrant dining room, which is decked out in neon pink and bright yellow walls speckled with local artwork. Natural light floods the interior, breathing life into overhanging palm trees, which are rumored to steal succulent cinnamon rolls while diners aren't looking.
Ignacio V., Yelp, 2/5/11 says "I love their fluffy pancakes! I ordered the Downtown Chicken Omelet and it was delicious. My friend had the Eggs Benedict and it was good as well. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://tomascafe.com/
Washington-Dc
Only $15 means 50% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Singles & couples seeking connections attend small or large events at DC hot spots & online system links mutual crushes afterward. Recently featured on the Today Show for its rapid-fire approach to building rapports, Professionals in the City quickly connects its 200,000 members at more than 1,000 events on its annual calendar. Appropriate for singles, the romantically attached, or those accidentally attached by velcro, the events range from intimate happy hours and theme parties to teeming galas and tours. Speed-dating sessions move at a brisk clip in DC's most buzzworthy bars and restaurants, where professionals are sequestered into congruous categories according to age, religious inclination, and sneaker-brand preference. Ideal for out-of-towners or patrons with first-date jitters, swift dialogue offers the chance to bypass awkward moments, and within 48 hours after events, an online dating system connects pairs who agree they clicked.
John A., Yelp, 2/27/12 says "Their staff is exemplary and professional. I have never experienced anything but attentive and efficient service. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.prosinthecity.com/
Westchester-County
Only $39 means 51% off!!! 
Beep, Beep, Boop, Boop. Four-hour cruise unveils stunning views of New York skyline at night, hot buffet quells hunger, and live DJ spins Top 40 hits. The advocates of ocean-based travel at Above All Cruises unveil awe-inspiring views of New York City's sprawling skyline during weekly and holiday cruises that set sail out of Skyport Marina or World's Fair Marina. Rather than engaging in terra firma's exhausting recreational activities, such as hiking or the Running of the Taxis, visitors can while away the evening in one of three luxury ships: Lucille, Paddlewheel Queen, and Harbor Lights. Although each vessel flaunts its own personality and design, all three sport dance floors, flat-screen TVs, and hunger-quelling buffets. Experienced captains ensure that cruises always stay on course, and equally experienced DJs keep dance floors afloat with energetic songs.
George Bush Sr. says "I'm going to bring this to Antiques Roadshow in like 50 years!"
Buyers should note Expires Dec 31, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.aboveallcruises.com/
Wichita
Only $30 means 54% off!!! 
This deal is so good that it does not compute! Experienced & educated therapists address individual aches & tension during relaxing massage sessions. At Health & Healing Therapeutic Massage, studious therapists dedicated hundreds of hours to the study and practice of massage before treating clients in their serene space. These graduates of Heritage College's School of Massage and members of the ABMP and AMTA completed 720 training hours and 120 internship hours to deeply understand several types of massage, including trigger-point therapy, reflexology, and lymphatic. They tailor all services to address individual needs, even for training athletes and expectant moms. The therapists also deliver onsite chair massages to relax office employees or lure customers to garage sales.
Mr. Quigly says "I think I was here on Tuesday, I was pretty durnk though."
Buyers should note Expires Jul 11, 2012
Wilmington-Newark
Only $65 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Lobster dinner includes Maine-bred crustaceans, mussels & crab cakes; filet mignon & lobster tails form surf 'n' turf meal. Just in time for an idyllic date, GetMaineLobster.com's overnight shipping gives heroic chefs ample opportunity to pretend they caught the sea bounty barehanded from the neighbor's kiddie pool. Follow one of GetMaineLobster.com's handy recipes—including a delectable Ebetino Denver lobster boil—to ensure a successful feast, but feel free to dress the lobsters in special hats or make a lobster-shell suit for all-important Lobsterman superhero appearances.
Jeff K., Yelp, 8/8/11 says "GetMaineLobster.com"
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://getmainelobster.com/
Worcester
Only $30 means 52% off!!! 
Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari, but that don't mean I can't get you this. Candlepin bowlers knock down skinny pins in two-story, BYOB bowling complex. Bowlers upend candle-shaped pins by hurling grapefruit-sized balls inside New Palace Lanes. Spanning two stories, the BYOB center plays host to corporate functions and birthday parties, with private party rooms where friends can slice ice cream cakes or devour them by diving in face first. Free Wi-Fi helps patrons research the origins of candlepin’s matchstick-like pins, and the facility’s big-screen TVs entertain bowlers between turns.
The "Wizinator" says "It was alright, it kind of smelled like cheese, but in a good way."
Buyers should note Expires Oct 3, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.newpalacelanes.com/
Youngstown
Only $28 means 60% off!!! 
Dang, I've been digging for deals. I hope you enjoy this one. Photos preserved in custom photo book with hand-wrapped, genuine-glove-leather cover & heavyweight lay-flat pages for panoramic images. Picaboo's straightforward application emblazons cherished photographs upon the pages of a variety of customizable keepsakes. The program's 240 predesigned page layouts and thousands of graphics allow customers to embellish images, while labeling them with quips and captions. The elegant leather, soft velvet, and matte silver covers of a variety of photo books embrace an album's worth of pictures, and customizable cards and calendars showcase a customer's chosen photographs and designs. Vibrant pictures materialize onto canvases and panels, or assemble into cheerful collage posters. The company's chipper support squad mans computers and phones seven days a week specifically to answer questions, address concerns, and exchange talking dog jokes.
Amanda Greene, Woman's Day, 5/25/10 says "Picaboo tends to have really beautiful quality when it comes to photo books and calendars. "
Buyers should note Expires Oct 30, 2012
The Companies Website: http://www.picaboo.com/